Color us shocked and jealous at the new Android 4.0 phone from Sharp — strange and wonderful even by Japan’s highly elevated standards. The eight colors of the 3.7-inch Pantone branded phone from carrier Softbank are nice for sure, but the ability to sense between .005 and 9.99 μSv/h of radiation is in a new category altogether. Though Sharp has hedged a bit by describing the detector as “non-compliant” with Japan standards at this point, the possibilities seem endless for such a feature — the ability to constantly report your location and radiation level to Facebook comes to mind, for instance. It will be offered — in Japan only, we presume — with a 4-megapixel rear camera, eight Pantone colors, 0.3-megapixel front camera, 854 x 480 resolution, and will be dust-proof and waterproof. The price hasn’t been discussed yet, but we can’t imagine too much quibbling whatever it is, for a phone that could keep you gamma-ray safe.